Thursday, June 22, 2006

JUST STOP CAUSE YOU' RE TOO ANNOYING

The following are things that really bother me:
People who wear sunglasses at night to try and look cool. ( you really look like a jerk)
People who wear socks with sandles. (why not just break out the fannypack and get it over with)
People who want Matt and I to comment about the local swim team. (this is probably the same person who can't figure out why ESPN never covers cross country meets)
People who like the WNBA. (Try and watch an entire game. I dare you. If you're really into cruel and unusal punishment why not just shove a pen in your eye, there I just saved you three hours of your life you can never have back.
Guys who order APPLE-TINI'S ( Richert you and you're one step above Apple-Tini guy with your Vanilla Kamikazes)
Women who order Bacon Cheesebugers and then say the following "Can I substitute a salad for the fries, I am on a diet?" NO YOUR NOT. And let's be honest your're going to end up eating the fries on the plate of the guy you came with anyway.

1 Comments:

Blogger Matt Richert said...

What my friend is trying to say about our concerned swim fan is this:

What exactly is it that we are supposed to be commenting about?!

Don't complain that we're not talking about swimming without first informing us of what big event or accomplishment it is that we are supposed to be talking about.

Please understand that this is a COMMUNITY radio station! I know the tree-hugging station over the hill calls themselves that but just because we play commercials and Limbaugh doesn't mean we don't represent the community.

We don't have a team of reporters out there interviewing the star T-ball player or covering every softball game. We rely on the participation of people in the communtiy-namely the coaches and organizers of particular events-to keep us informed and thus keep the listeners informed.

If we don't hear it from them--you don't hear it from us. And if they call the paper but don't inform us, then y'all can read it in the paper and we'll go on with our day dealing with the people who give a crap!

If for no other reason, I invite all swim coaches and softball coaches to please inundate us with information so I can watch Tom's face contort and his skin turn blue as he gags while I report it!
Won't that be fun!

And socks with sandles works for some people. I don't want to see Jeff Nelson's bloody piggy-tips after he rips his disgusting toe-caps off!

12:29 PM  

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